Funny Email *Men are naturally happier people*

This was sent to my in a Email and I found it to be so true and funny I had to share it on here hope u all like it.

_MEN ARE NATURALLY HAPPIER PEOPLE_*

**NICKNAMES:*


* If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each

other Laura, Kate and Sarah. * If Mike, Dave and John go out, they
will affectionately refer to

each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

*EATING OUT:*

* When the bill arrives, Mike , Dave and John will each throw in

$20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have

anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change

back. * When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket
calculators.

*MONEY:*

* A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. * A woman will pay $1
for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's

on sale.

*BATHROOMS:*

* A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste,

shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .. * The average
number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is

337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these

items.

*ARGUMENTS:*

* A woman has the last word in any argument.. * Anything a man says
after that is the beginning of a new argument.

*FUTURE:*

* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. * A man
never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

*SUCCESS:*

* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can

spend. * A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

*MARRIAGE:*

* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. *
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she

does.

*DRESSING UP:*

* A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the

trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. * A man
will dress up for weddings and funerals.

*NATURAL:*

* Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. * Women somehow
deteriorate during the night.

*OFFSPRING:*

* Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows

about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite

foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. * A man is vaguely aware
of some short people living in the house.

*THOUGHT FOR THE DAY*

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people
remembering the same thing!

Finally Coltens Birthday

Coltens Birthday was on January 28 and we decided to go to Pirate Pizza for his party. These pictures did not turn out very good cause it is so dark in the building. I cant believe it has taken me so long to get this posted. Any way we took two of Coltens friends with us and my sister and her kids were there along with Roberts Mom and Dad. The kids had so much fun playing all the games and wearing their pirate hats. We had Pizza, drinks, treat bags, and balloons for all the kids. It was a party pack, Which I do not commend anyone to do! It cost more than I expected and we did not get very much. But the kids had a blast so that is all that matters right. We spent a few hours there and then we headed home. I took Coltens friends home and we had Raelenes boys come up and spend the night. I love that my nephews like to come to my house! They stayed up and played video games, I had to make them all go to bed! The next day they all played in the snow and more video games.

I cant believe Colten is now 6yrs old and growing up so fast. He is so full of life and loves his family and giving hugs and kisses to me and his dad. He was such a hard pregnancy and birth but I would not change it for any thing. I love the fact that he was able to bond with his Dad within the first few hours of his life. Robert was able to give him his first bath in the hospital. I had to wait to see him cause I was in recovery due to my C-Section. That was so hard not to see and hold my baby right after he was born. Colten is so loved by everyone who meets him. He is so full of life and I cant wait to continue to watch him grow into a young man! Our family wouldn't be the same with out him. We love you Colten!